I would just like everyone to know that "unsmart" isn't a real word. If that doesn't speak volumes, I don't know what does.

I did go in and pick up that shift today. I made $23.... which is better than the zero dollars I would have made at home. Amazing. I took a party of 6 whose bill was $73 and I got a $7 tip. Travis got $5 on $150. I don't think anyone made any money tonight. It was all <10% tonight. Sick.

I'm updating my real web page (the part no one ever looks at because this blog is an extension of it) since it needed it. Wow. I just got rid of... most of it. If any of you really miss the quotes that I put up during high school... well... sorry. The page is still there, it's just not listed anymore.